So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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