Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You made out with two different species that night
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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