Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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