I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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