i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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