Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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