Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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