Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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