Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
i now understand why vodka
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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