oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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