Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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