She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
pop tarts are not kleenex
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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