How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm like, not good at living.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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