I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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