I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize