are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
