Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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