So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
is wine microwaveable?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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