whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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