Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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