Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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