going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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