Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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