someone threw a dead crab at me
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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