if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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