Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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