What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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