"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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