I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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