Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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