I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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