so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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