sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
