Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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