I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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