Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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