whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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