She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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