For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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