but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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