Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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