I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
