That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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