I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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