your parents love me but you hate me
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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