i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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