You don't have asthma, your pregnant
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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