ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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