You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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