found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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