I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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