Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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