This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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