chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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