I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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