Don't you send me to vm
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I am available for nakedness
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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