what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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